Short sms
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.
Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.
This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you